July 27th, 2009

I’ve just been looking through some of my recent (or quasi-recent) posts, and HOLY COW my weblog is boring lately. Whither have ye gone, o interesting and witty posts of yestermonths? True, those were written in a more carefree time, but surely I have a few drops of clever left in me despite all the recent collisions with the adult version of reality. I would blame it all on the weather (yesterday was 86 degrees Fahrenheit and EIGHTY-NINE PERCENT HUMIDITY, which circumstance makes me want to invent a giant vacuum with which to banish all moisture and heat to the far reaches of outer space whilst I lie motionless beneath six industrial-strength and fully operational air conditioning units), but it’s actually been a pretty decent (read “cool”) summer thus far. Guess I’ll have to find another excuse. Any suggestions?

3 Responses to “Excuses”

  1. dave on July 28, 2009 12:09 am

    i blame the interweb gnomes. they steal all my funny posts and put them on sites that make lots of money off of my brilliant ideas.

    stupid gnomes

  2. Mom on July 28, 2009 8:48 am

    a good farmer must allow the field to lie fallow for a time, that it might be more productive after resting…

  3. fishiefishies on August 1, 2009 6:13 pm

    Hmm. I’ve definitely been letting the field lie fallow for a while, and plenty of fertilizer has been dumped in it…

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