A friend of mine just posted the results of the first quiz below on her weblog, and as soon as I saw it I had to take it. (Of course.) I scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 100% Expert. GO ME!!!
(So, those of you who are considering becoming my clients, rest assured that I do know what I’m talking about – as long as the subject is related to the English language, its spelling, or its grammar. No other subjects come with anything even remotely resembling a guarantee. Especially if they involve mathematics.)
Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test…
You did so extremely well, even I can’t find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don’t. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you’re not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.
So right after that I found another test and took that one too:
Your result for The Absolute Language Test…
You are a master of the art of language! You probably speak more than one language and are very well cultured because of it. You also get annoyed with people who don’t use proper grammar and constantly correct them. Give yourself a pat on the back! You’re ready for the Embassy Ball!
I don’t trust this one as much, and not just because the name of the test is “The Rain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plane [sic].” But it was fun to take it anyway.
(Yes, I should be doing something else. Somethings else, as a matter of fact – there are many, many tasks from which to choose. And I hope my future posts aren’t as self-aggrandizing as the last few have been. Sometimes a girl just needs to feel special… Especially if she’s had a way challenging couple of weeks.)