So I created a new game this evening, thanks mostly to a somewhat careless driver:
Dodge-the-Snowplow*! (“Dodgeplow” for short.)
Luckily for me, by virtue of the Rolling Suitcase Jumparound Dance, which resembles the sort of activities usually seen near maypoles, only without the ribbons, I won this round by almost a foot.
*Not recommended for kids, and not just because it generally involves inadvertent swearing.